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Q: Is my girlfriend's HOT mom digging on me?!?

I've been going steady with my girlfriend, Britney for the last three or four weeks and so far so good, but then I met her mom... Best I explain, though be warned, it's a long story; My girlfriend Britney is a beautiful African American girl with a stocky build and who's taller than me. She has black hair done up in several random braids and has a voice of an angel. On a sunny and hot Saturday (we live in CA, by the way), Britney took me over to her house -- she has a backdoor pool, so we were gonna go have a deep in it to beat the heat. She brought me into her house and went upstairs to get dressed in her swim wear. As she did, she told me to go meet her mother outside. I thought that was a good idea -- it's polite to meet and get to know your girlfriend's parents, right? When I went outside to meet Britney's mother (she's not married), I was greeted by some dance music (can't remember the song) and well... My girlfriend's mother was...freaking...HOT!! She had well toned brown skin, black braided hair done up into a large ponytail, pretty damn busty and had a massive round bottom with a large butterfly tattoo on the right butt cheek. And judging by her slightly bulged muscles on her arms and legs, she must have worked out a lot. Also, she was pretty damn tall (Nearly six feet, I've pondered). Britney's mother was standing next to an outdoor lounge chair, wearing a purple bikini and holding and rubbing tanning oil onto her skin. When she saw me, she smiled and introduced herself and vice versa. Then this was when things got a little awkward. Britney's mom was really nice, REALLY nice, if you catch my draft. She came up to me and said that is was so wonderful that her daughter had found a "hot studmuffin" like me and tapped me on the chest with the tip of her long slender finger (though I pretty well-built). She then walked around me and wrapped her arms around me over my shoulders, saying how a "big strong muscle man" was perfect for her daughter. Then she let go and kissed me hard on the cheek. As I prayed for Britney to come out the backdoor to break the awkward moment, her mother then looked back at me and asked me if I wouldn't mind rubbing the rest of the tanning oil on her back (she says she has trouble getting all of it on). And nervously I agreed. Britney's mother got down on the lounge chair and I proceeded in rubbing the oil onto her upper and lower back. Whilst I did so, she commented on how I had such "strong and soft hands" with a wink. Then (thank God) Britney came downstairs just as I had finished, wearing her hotpink bikini and ready to dip in the pool. She was glad to hear her mother had taken such a "liking" to me and we spent a good long time in the pool while the mother sunbathed. After we got out, Britney's mother ordered us a Pizza Hut and whilst we were eating, she sat strangely close to me, telling me all about their family and such. It turns out that Britney's mother is a model ("who knew?") and that she received the tattoo on her big butt only a few weeks ago. The way she looked at me when she talked made my forehead sweat like water down a mountains side, especially when she asked what I thought of her butt tattoo. I said I liked it and she replied with a smile, "I thought you would." Finally, I left home in a cab. I gave Britney a kiss and hug goodbye and Britney's mother told me to "be sure to come around often" with a wink and a big wet kiss on the cheek. Britney left just before I went out the door, leaving me with her mom for the last moment who - I ain't lying here - spanked my butt just as I went out the door, saying, "See ya later, stud." So that's the story. Okay, come on, I am really starting to think my GF's Mom is hitting on me. I mean, I guess there's very nice/polite/sweet, but in this case, it really seemed she was flirting. She looked pretty young as well for a mother, let me tell ya. What do you guys think? Was she just being really nice or was this more than just friendly behaviour...? And if so, what the hell do I do?

A: Dude your a really good writer, that marvelous piece of work was awesome to read. I actually read that whole thing. I have no clue what the hell you do dude! hahaha. I guess you just keep being polite to her mom, if she decides to sex u up, just go ahead i guess if your girlfriend isn't there. If your girlfriend is with you, just be polite and ask if she wouldn't flirt with you please

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