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Q: I think my girlfriend's sister is trying to seduce me. Help?

I've been going steady with my girlfriend, Britney for the last three or four weeks and so far we've hit a bit of a rocky patch, and then I met her Sister... Best I explain, though be warned, it's a long story; My girlfriend Britney is an African American girl with a stocky build and who's taller than me. She has black hair done up in several random braids and is pretty strong (she takes judo). On a sunny and hot Saturday (we live in CA, by the way), Britney took me over to her house -- she has a backdoor pool, so we were gonna go have a deep in it to beat the heat. She brought me into her house and went upstairs to get dressed in her swim wear. As she did, she told me to go meet her older sister (She‘s twenty-one, I think, and me and Britney are 19), whom she lives with outside. I thought that was a good idea -- it's polite to meet and get to know your girlfriend's family, right? When I went outside to meet Britney's sister, I was greeted by some dance music (can't remember the song) and well... My girlfriend's sister was...freaking...HOT!! She had well toned brown skin, black braided hair done up into a large ponytail, pretty damn busty and had a massive round bottom with a large butterfly tattoo on the right butt cheek. And judging by her slightly bulged muscles on her arms and legs, she must have worked out a lot. Also, she was pretty damn tall (Nearly six feet, I've pondered). Britney's Sister was standing next to an outdoor lounge chair, wearing a purple bikini and holding and rubbing tanning oil onto her skin. When she saw me, she smiled and introduced herself and vice versa. Then this was when things got a little awkward. Britney's Sister was really nice, REALLY nice, if you catch my draft. She came up to me and said that is was “about time” that her daughter managed to wrangle a "big hot studmuffin" like me and tapped me on the chest with the tip of her long slender finger (though I pretty well-built). She then walked around me and wrapped her arms around me over my shoulders, saying how a "big strong muscle man" was too good for that “fat spoiled brat“. Then she let go and kissed me hard on the cheek. As I prayed for Britney to come out the backdoor to break the awkward moment, her Sister then looked back at me and asked me if I wouldn't mind rubbing the rest of the tanning oil on her back (she says she has trouble getting all of it on). And nervously I agreed. Britney's Sister got down on the lounge chair and I proceeded in rubbing the oil onto her upper and lower back. Whilst I did so, she commented on how I had such "strong and soft hands" with a wink. Then (thank God) Britney came downstairs just as I had finished, wearing her hotpink bikini and ready to dip in the pool. She was glad to hear her Sister had taken such a "liking" to me and we spent a good long time in the pool while the Sister sunbathed. After we got out, Britney's Sister ordered us a Pizza Hut and whilst we were eating, she sat strangely close to me, telling me all about their family and such. It turns out that Britney's Sister is a model ("who knew?") and that she received the tattoo on her big butt only a few weeks ago. The way she looked at me when she talked made my forehead sweat like water down a mountains side, especially when she asked what I thought of her butt tattoo. I said I liked it and she replied with a smile, "I thought you would." Finally, I left home in a cab. I said goodbye to Britney (it's gotten to the point where we don't even kiss anymore) and Britney's Sister told me to "be sure to come around often and visit" with a wink and a big wet kiss on the cheek. Britney left just before I went out the door, leaving me with her Sister for the last moment who - I ain't lying here - spanked my butt hard just as I went out the door, saying, "See ya later, HUNKules." So that's the story. Okay, come on, I am really starting to think my GF's Sister is hitting on me. I mean, I guess there's very nice/polite/sweet, but in this case, it really seemed she was flirting. What do you guys think? Was she just being really nice or was this more than just friendly behaviour...? And if so, what the hell do I do? I mean, part feels like dumping Britney’s *** and going for her sister, especially how me and Britney's relationship has been going downhill recently. It's like if I want to go west, she wants to go East and in the end, we end up going in a direction that neither of us like. You guys see the problem here?!

A: If you don't want this to happen, then just tell her. We both know that she is coming on to you, and you should not let that happen as that is dishonest to your girlfriend. Tell her to have a talk with you and only let her down softly, don't do anything extreme. If you do like it though, I can't control it, but get with her secretly. The decision is YOUR choice.

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